Twenty funniest and most adorable John Green quotes
1. The best way to know when your asparagus is done is when you’re bored and don’t want to wait to eat it.
2. Breast cancer is a made of suck disease that attacks one of my very favourite organs of ladies.
3. Albert Einstien was a Physicist. Not a quotation…
“Whenever you’re furious with your parents, just remember that you vomited on them, and they kept you.”